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Mark White
The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of the Texas future is the well-educated mind. But we are still worried about whether Midland can beat Odessa at football.
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Charles Lindberg Sr. to Charles Lindberg Jr. in 1917
Son, in war times it is not safe to think unless one travels with the mob.
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Robert Benchley
I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.
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Og Mandino
Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished.
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George Orwell, "Animal Farm"
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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Aristophanes
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
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Norman Vincent Peale
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Jimmy Buffett
We are the people our parents warned us about.
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T. S. Eliot
Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to bear.
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Gore Vidal
Of ex-President Eisenhower at the Republican convention of 1964 Reading a speech with his usual sense of discovery.
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Benjamin Disreali
One of the hardest things in this world is to admit you are wrong. And nothing is more helpful in resolving a situation than its frank admission.
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