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Margaret Cho
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.
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Woodrow Wilson
Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
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Baba Ram Dass
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
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Yiddish Proverb
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
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Henri-Frederic Amiel
Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle.
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Aesop, The Ant and the Grasshopper
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to his opinion twenty years later.
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Saki, "The Square Egg", 1924
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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Norbert Wiener
What most experimenters take for granted before they begin their experiments is infinitely more interesting than any results to which their experiments lead.
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Dave Del Dotto
No one ever excused his way to success.
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Dean Koontz
Perhaps extreme danger strips us of all pretenses, all ambitions, all confusions, focusing us more intensely than we are otherwise ever focused, so that we remember what we otherwise spend most of our lives forgetting that our nature and purpose is, more than anything else, to love and to make love, to take joy from the beauty of the world, to live with an awareness that the future is not as real a place for any of us as are the present and the past.
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Hunter S. Thompson
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
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