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Funny Random Short Quotes - 111
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Blaise Pascal
Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.
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William Baziotes
Each painting has its own way of evolving...When the painting is finished, the subject reaveals itself.
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Paul Tillich
Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to fulfill his destiny.
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Gene Oliver
Every path serves a purpose.
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William Shakespeare
He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all.
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Anonymous
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
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Samuel Johnson
Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it.
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Samuel Beckett
Fail, fail again, fail better.
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A. M. Rosenthal
It was an interesting experience being metropolitan editor of the Times , in precisely the same way as being simmered in a saucepan for a few years is terribly interesting.
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Sir Walter Scott
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
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John Locke
A dreamer lives forever, And a toiler dies in a day.
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Marie Stendhal
One can acquire everything in solitude, except character.
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