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Hermann Hesse
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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Noam Chomsky
All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.
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Margaret Fuller
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
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Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot (1955)
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
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Confucius
When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them when we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
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Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre
I must dislike those who, whatever I do to please them, persist in disliking me; I must resist those who punish me unjustly.
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Saint Francis de Sales
Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them frequently in spirit for without being seen, they are present with you.
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Josh Billings
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
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W. Somerset Maugham
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.
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Kahlil Gibran
In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans.
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Sharon Salzberg
Often we can achieve an even better result when we stumble yet are willing to start over, when we don't give up after a mistake, when something doesn't come easily but we throw ourselves into trying, when we're not afraid to appear less than perfectly polished.
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Albert Schweitzer
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight... The truly wise person is color- blind.
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