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Marquis de Sade
Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.
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Bobby Clarke
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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Thales
The past is certain, the future obscure.
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Anthony Robbins
Put yourself in a state of mind where you say to yourself, Here is an opportunity for you to celebrate like never before, my own power, my own ability to get myself to do whatever is necessary.
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Arnold H. Glasgow
Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
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G. K. Chesterton
The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are governed at all.
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G.K. Chesterton
One must somehow find a way of loving the world without trusting it; somehow one must love the world without being worldly.
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William Sherman Pene du Bois
The best way of travel, however, if you aren't in any hurry at all, if you don't care where you are going, if you don't like to use your legs, if you don't want to be annoyed at all by any choice of directions, is in a balloon. In a balloon, you can decide only when to start, and usually when to stop. The rest is left entirely to nature.
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William Wordsworth
Life is divided into three terms - that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present to live better in the future.
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Maxim Gorky
In the carriages of the past you can't go anywhere.
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Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
People are like stained glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when darkness sets in, their true beauty is only seen if there is a light within.
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Psalms 305 Bible
For his anger lasts only a brief moment, and his good favor restores one's life. One may experience sorrow during the night, but joy arrives in the morning.
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