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Jean Sibelius
Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic
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John Milton
Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing, much writing, many opinions; for opinions in good men is but knowledge in the making.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
Do continue to believe that with your feeling and your work you are taking part in the greatest the more strongly you cultivate this belief, the more will reality and the world go forth from it.
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Richard Bach
In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice.
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Luis Rodriguez, Always Running
We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter.
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Marie Curie, Lecture at Vassar College, May 14, 1921
We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it. It must be done for itself, for the beauty of science, and then there is always the chance that a scientific discovery may become like the radium a benefit for humanity.
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Mark Twain
In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the cobwebs out of my eyes.
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John Ruskin
Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts--the book of their deeds, the book of their words and the book of their art.
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Pablo Picasso
Art washes away from the soul, the dust of everyday living.
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Jeff Marder
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, So spake Zarathoustra
It is time, it is high time... Yes, but to do what?
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