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President Harry Truman, Public Papers of the President of the United States: Harry S. Truman - 1951 U.S. Gov. 1966 pp548-549
Our religious faith gives us the answer to the false beliefs of Communism... I have the feeling that God has created us and brought us to our present position of power and strength for some great purpose.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
You can't crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.
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Kahlil Gibran
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolutions.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
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Samuel Johnson
There are, in every age, new errors to be rectified and new prejudices to be opposed.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into immortality.
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Ernest Thompson Seton
Have the wild things no moral or legal rights? What right has man to inflict such long and fearful agony on a fellow creature, simply because that creature does not speak his language?
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Thomas Mann
If you are possessed by an idea, you find it expressed everywhere, you even smell it.
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Katharn Hepburn
It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
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Unknown
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
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Arnold J. Toynbee
History teaches us that when a barbarian race confronts a sleeping culture, the barbarian always wins.
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Oscar Hammerstein, II
You gotta have a dream. If you don't have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true (South Pacific)
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