Joseph Addison

Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate,no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament.It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man A splendid slave, a reasoning savage.

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Jerry Coleman

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

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Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Albert Einstein

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

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Sir Walter Scott

Look back, and smile on perils past.

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Charles De Gaulle

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses

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Eric Pio

If you know it's going to happen there's no need to call it a dream.

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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The hour which gives us life begins to take it away. - Hercules Furens

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Albert Einstein

Our defense is not in our armaments, nor in science, nor in going underground. Our defense is in law and order.

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Foster C. McClellan

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.

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Charles Caleb Colton

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.

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Kahlil Gibran

Let there be spaces in your togetherness.

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