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Herodotus
Very few things happen at the right time and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.
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Oprah Winfrey
It is confidence in our bodies, minds and spirits that allows us to keep looking for new adventures, new directions to grow in, and new lessons to learn - which is what life is all about.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.
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Enrique Jardiel Poncela
When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing.
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Oliver Herford
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
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Mohammed Neguib
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color, but the candle is always there.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
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Proverbs 627-9 Bible Hebrew
Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned So he that goeth in to his neighbor's wife whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.
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Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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An Wang
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
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Tom Stoppard
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of '22
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William Shakespeare
It is not enough to help the feeble up, but to support him after.
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