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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do well, and doing well whatever you do without thought of fame. If it comes at all it will come because it is deserved, not because it is sought after.
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Kahlil Gibran
Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but it is giving me that which you need more than I do.
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Roald Dahl
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Calvin Coolidge, speech, June 11, 1928
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
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Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Babylonian Talmud
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
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Arab Proverb
All sunshine makes the desert.
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Socrates
The unexamined life is not worth living.
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Cornelia Otis Skinner
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time.
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e e cummings
The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches.
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H. T. Leslie
The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well.
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Reinhold Niebuhr
Human Beings are just good enough to make democracy possible...just bad enough to make it neccessary.
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