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Funniest Random Short Quotations - 179
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Chaim Weizmann
A law is something which must have a moral basis, so that there is an inner compelling force for every citizen to obey.
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Charles Peguy
It is innocence that is full and experience that is empty. It is innocence that wins and experience that loses.
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Marie Curie
Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.
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John F. Kennedy
The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, 'In that case, there is no time to lose plant it this afternoon'
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Cicero
Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.
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Wolfgang Pauli
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
This Being of mine, whatever it really is, consists of a little flesh, a little breath, and the part which governs.
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William Penn
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
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Marie De France
A bully is not reasonable - he is persuaded only by threats.
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John Locke
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
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Sydney Harris
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
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Samuel Johnson
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own money, and has nobody to whom he is to account. You won't eat less beef today, because you have written down what it cost yesterday.
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