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Amusing Random Short Quotations - 177
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Leon Botstein
At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering corporation and a hotel.
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Derwood Fincher
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving.
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Charles R. Swindoll
The secret of living a life of excellence is merely a matter of thinking thoughts of excellence. Really, it's a matter of programming our minds with the kind of information that will set us free.
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Caecilius Statius
He plants trees to benefit another generation.
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Eric Hoffer
They who lack talent expect things to happen without effort. They ascribe failure to a lack of inspiration or ability, or to misfortune, rather than to insufficient application. At the core of every true talent there is an awareness of the difficulties inherent in any achievement, and the confidence that by persistence and patience something worthwhile will be realized. Thus talent is a species of vigor.
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Elihu Burritt
Forming characters Whose Our own or others Both. And in that momentous fact lies the peril and responsibility of our existence.
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Jean Rostand
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
If you surrender completely to the moments as they pass, you live more richly those moments.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits.
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Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured.
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Wendy Ward
The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no one to thank.
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