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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
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Soren Kierkegaard
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
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Cato the Elder
Lighter is the wound foreseen.
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Charles Baudelaire
It is regrettable that, among the Rights of Man, the right of contradicting oneself has been forgotten.
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Alfred North Whitehead
But you can catch yourself entertaining habitually certain ideas and setting others aside; and that, I think, is where our personal destinies are largely decided.
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Will Durant
The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations.
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Johann von Goethe
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.
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Saint Francis de Sales
Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke them, constantly praise them, and make good use of their help and assistance in all your temporal and spiritual affairs.
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W. Somerset Maugham
To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.
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Andre Gide
Know thyself? A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who wanted to know itself well would never become a butterfly.
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Tom Masson
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists life would be one long Congressional Record.
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Ed Gardner
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
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