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Peter Sellers
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
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Confucius
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
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French Proverb
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
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Martin Luther King Jr., Speech at St. Louis, March 22, 1964
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
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Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Barbara Colorose
If you can't solve it, it's not a problem--it's reality.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, An Essay on Self-Reliance
To be great is to be misunderstood.
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Cornelius Tacitus
In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but peace and quiet cannot be established without virtue.
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John W. Gardner
Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the nonpharmaceutical narcotics it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality.
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Walt Whitman
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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Mark van Doren
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
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