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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his own sect or church better than Christianity, and end in loving himself better than all.
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Carl Jung
Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the tree of humanity. They hang upon the most slender twigs that are easily snapped off.
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Sir Walter Besant
A man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
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Carl Barzun
The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.
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William Shakespeare
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now your gambols, your songs your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar Not one now, to mock your own grinning Quite chap-fallen Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come.
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Miguel de Cervantes
A little in one's own pocket is better than much in another man's purse.
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Peter De Vries
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
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William Fullbright
We must dare to think about unthinkable things because when things become unthinkable thinking stops and action becomes mindless.
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Paramahansa Yogananda
The season of failure is the best time for sowing the seeds of success.
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Amy Vanderbilt
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
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Eugene V. Debs
When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong. The minority are right.
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Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
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