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Amusing Random Short Quotations - 117
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Japanese Proverb
Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other.
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Thomas Brummond
Property has its duties as well as its rights.
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Rita Mae Brown
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
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Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
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Robert G. Ingersoll
In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
There are no facts, only interpretations.
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Chinese Proverb
Behind an able man there are always other able men.
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Plato
If one has made a mistake, and fails to correct it, one has made a greater mistake.
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Abraham Lincoln
When I do good, I feel good when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
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Sir Arthur Helps
Routine is not organization, any more than paralysis is order.
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James Thurber, My Life and Hard Times (1933)
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
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Charles Mackay
Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
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