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Gerald Nachman
Nothing fails like success.
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Maxine Hong Kingston
The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
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Terence
There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear right.
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George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Tommy Boy
Richard It's called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for any headaches-midol for any cramps.
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Maxim Gorky
Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That's why we want to be considerate of every man--Who knows what's in him, why he was born and what he can do
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Edward Abbey
Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
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Sophocles, Antigone
Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
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George Santayana
To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.
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Cary Grant
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
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Benjamin Franklin
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all.
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