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William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night , Act I scene ii
What the great ones do, the less will prattle of
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Napolean Hill
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
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Tom Robbins
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for.
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Andre Maurois
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
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Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
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Robert Sternberg
Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
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Bible, Proverbs, 4:7
Wisdom is the principal thing, therefore get wisdom; and with all thy getting, get understanding.
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Helen Keller
Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all the years you have lived.
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Luigi Pirandello
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
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George Whitefield
We are immortal until our work on earth is done.
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Samuel Johnson
No mind is much employed upon the present recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments.
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Henri de Montherlant
Most affections are habits or duties we lack the courage to end.
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