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William Proxmire
Power always has to be kept in check; power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous.
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Maurice Druon
Number is the Word but is not utterance it is wave and light, though no one sees it it is rhythm and music, though no one hears it. Its variations are limitless and yet it is immutable. Each form of life is a particular reverberation of Number.
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Dutch Proverb
He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
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Gloria Steinem
Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.
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English Proverb
We never know the worth of water 'til the well is dry.
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John Andrew Holmes, "Wisdom in Small Doses"
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
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H Hahn Blavatsky
He who does not care for Heaven but is contented where he is, is already in Heaven.
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Menander
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
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Crow, The
Top Dollar Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy now that's fun
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General Douglas MacArthur, His final address to the joint session of the congress
My soldiers ask of me, why surrender a military advantage in the field ... I could not answer.
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Francois Villon
I know all except myself.
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