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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Merely having an open mind is nothing. The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.
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Alighieri Dante
Pride, envy, avarice -- these are the sparks have set on fire the souls of man.
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Gail Sheehy
Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.
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Bertrand de Jouvenal
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.
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Gustave Flaubert
Stupidity consists in wanting to reach conclusions. We are a thread, and we want to know the whole cloth.
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Sam James Ervin, Jr.
I'm not going to let anybody come down at night like Nicodemus and whisper something in my ear that no one else can hear. That is not executive privilege it is poppycock.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
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Bias
Do not speak quickly it is a sign of insanity.
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Albert Einstein
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there.
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Dan Gable, University of Iowa wrestling coach
Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Give everything you got today for tomorrow may never come.
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Sir Winston Churchill
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
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Samuel Johnson
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