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Albert Camus
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your mind's eye, and you will be drawn toward it.
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Robert Albert Bloch
Anxiety is a thin stream of fear trickling through the mind. If encouraged, it cuts a channel into which all other thoughts are drained.
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Jesse Louis Jackson
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book "New Jerusalem and Its Heavenly Doctrine" #155
Real joy, which comes from loving to do good things without wanting to be repaid, is the reward that lasts forever.
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Voltaire
This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
I have three treasures. Guard and keep them: The first is deep love,
The second is frugality,
And the third is not to dare to be ahead of the world.
Because of deep love, one is courageous.
Because of frugality, one is generous.
Because of not daring to be ahead of the world, one becomes the leader of the world.
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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Life and Human Nature"
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
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Sir William Preece
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
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Jean Paul Richter
Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
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King Whitney Jr.
Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better.
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George Orwell
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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