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William Saroyan
Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, And when you laugh, laugh like hell, And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
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Aesop
Don't let your special character and values, the secret that you know and no one else does, the truth -- don't let that get swallowed up by the great chewing complacency.
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Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Andr Maurois
Modesty and unselfishness--these are the virtues which men praise--and pass by.
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Thomas Fuller
Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.
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Vince Lombardi
Unless a man believes in himself and makes a total commitment to his career and puts everything he has into it - his mind, his body, his heart - what's life worth to him
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G. K. Chesterton
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
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Isaac Asimov
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
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Buddha
Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.
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William James
Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But we let them spread as little as possible we keep unaltered as much of our old knowledge, as many of our old prejudices and beliefs, as we can.
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Spiro Agnew
To one extent, if you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.
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Sir Winston Churchill, Reffering to the RAF
Never in the history of mankind have so many owed so much to so few.
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