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Aldous Huxley
Death Its the only thing we havent succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
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Dr. Viktor E Frankl
Everything can be taken from a man but the last of human freedoms, the right to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances--the right to choose one's own way.
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
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Lillian Hellman
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
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Meldrick Lewis
If you ain't never pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen --- no retouching, no shadows, no flattery --- just stark me.
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Henry David Thoreau
Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake.
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Hermann Weyl
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
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Thomas Sowell, Editorial on Wal-Mart, 10-Dec-2003
Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of Eden.
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D. H. Lawrence
It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
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Nancy Thayer
Its never too late in fiction or in life to revise.
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Bill Clinton, Democratic National Convention, July 16, 1992
George Bush has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.
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