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Izaak Walton
So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the greatest of all infirmities, and when justified, the chiefest of all follies.
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William Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", Act 5 scene 1
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become much more the better
For being a little bad.
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Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
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Mary Montagu
I give myself, sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
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Carl Sagan
When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it.
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Benjamin McLane Spock
All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood.
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Frank Caplan
Play has been man's most useful preoccupation.
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Marquis de Sade
The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.
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Jules Renard
The danger of success is that it makes us forget the world's dreadful injustice.
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Unknown
Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort
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Richard Needham
The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.
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Swedish Proverb
Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
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