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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Random Short Quotations - 139

Jose Raul Bernardo, The Wise Women of Havana (HarperCollins, 2002)

Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.


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Constantine Peter Cavafy

You must pray that the way be long, full of adventures and experiences.


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The Talmud, Mishna. Sanhedrin

Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the entire world; and whoever rescues a single life earns as much merit as though he had rescued the entire world.


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Eugene V. Debs

The rights of one are as sacred as the rights of a million.


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John Kenneth Galbraith

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.


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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.


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John Blofeld

If being wealthy is taken to mean having the means to satisfy one's every want, all but the very poor can become rich as thou at a single stroke of a magician's wand, simply by ceasing to want more than is really necessary for sustaining life. By being content with little and not giving a rap for what the neighbours think, one can attain a very large measure of freedom, shedding care and worry in a trice.


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Latin Proverb

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.


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Mark Twain

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.


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Cicero

Force overcome by force.


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Unknown

What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.


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Tacitus

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.



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