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Clarence Darrow
The pursuit of truth shall set you free - even if you never catch up with it.
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Miguel de Cervantes
It is past all controversy that what costs dearest is, and ought to be, most valued.
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Gloria Vanderbilt
And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before my soul would rest. I wanted to belong-to belong to my mother. And in return-I wanted my mother to belong to me.
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Tryon Edwards
Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good in the hope of retaining another -- too often ending in the loss of both.
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Henry Fielding
Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason.
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Crowfoot
What is life It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the winter time.
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Benjamin Disraeli, Speech at the House of Commons, January 24, 1860
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
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Alfred North Whitehead
The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.
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Oscar Wilde
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
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Van Wyck Brooks
As against having beautiful workshops, studios, etc., one writes best in a cellar on a rainy day.
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Ann Landers
If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
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Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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