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Sun-Tzu
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
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La Rochefoucauld
To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its mission.
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Gloria Steinem
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Harold R. McAlindon
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
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Ernest Hemingway
The only thing that can spoil a day is people and if you can keep from making engagements, every day has no limits.
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Dag Hammarskjld
It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character.
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J Danforth Quayle
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
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Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia - denouncing the evils of slavery
Indeed, I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep forever.
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Seneca
The best ideas are common property.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
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