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\'Detroit Journal\
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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Joe Moore
There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose.
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Douglas Adams
Life is wasted on the living.
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Jim Bishop, New York Journal-American, March 14, 1959
The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
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Anna Lappe
Courage is saying, Maybe what I'm doing isn't working maybe I should try something else.
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Betty Naomi Friedan
It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
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Jimmy Johnson
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
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Marquis de Sade
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
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Croesus of Lydia
No one would be foolish enough to choose war over peace--in peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons.
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Katharine Graham
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
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Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure, Baby Blues, 1994
Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles.
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