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Amusing Random Short Quotes - 37
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Barbara Hall
See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.
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Bishop Richard Cumberland
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
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Albert Einstein, "Autobiographical Notes"
It is, in fact, nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
We have not seen great things done in our time except by those who have been considered mean; the rest have failed.
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Mark Russell
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards out of men.
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Donald Robert Perry Marquis
Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.
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Bronwyn Davies
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an integrated and unitary set of explanations for my thoughts and feelings.
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Ayn Rand
Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death.
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Robert Brault
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult the calendar.
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John Simon
Dinner theater is anti-culture.
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John A. Shedd
A ship in harbor is safe--- but that is not what ships are for.
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