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Silly Random Short Quotes - 102
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Berton Averre
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Carlos A. Urbizo
Stoop and you'll be stepped on stand tall and you'll be shot at.
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Philip Elmer-DeWitt, in Time Magazine
Some people make headlines while others make history.
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Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do.
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Francis Bacon
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
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Louis Blanc, The Organization of Work, 1840
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
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Horace, Odes
Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the envy of a palace.
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Plato
Philosophy is the highest music.
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Muriel Spark
Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.
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Christy Mathewson
You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat.
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Sir Winston Churchill, Speech, 4. June, 1940
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
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Walt Whitman, "Leaves of Grass"
Has anyone supposed it lucky to be born? I hasten to inform him or her that it is just as lucky to die, and I know it.
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