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Amusing Random Short Quotations - 137
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Kenneth A. Wells
A good listener tries to understand what the other person is saying. In the end he may disagree sharply, but because he disagrees, he wants to know exactly what it is he is disagreeing with.
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Arthur C. Clarke, First on the Moon, 1970
The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of space.
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Elizabeth Adamson
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
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Edward Abbey
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.
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Henry David Thoreau
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. It's thin current slides away, but eternity remains.
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Ingrid Bergman
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
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Epicurus
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things only hoped for.
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E. M. Forster
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
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Samuel Johnson
Language is the dress of thought.
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Nathaniel Hawthorne
What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart What jailer so inexorable as one's self
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Titus Maccius Plautus
It well becomes a young man to be modest.
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