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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Short Quotations - 127

Evelyn Waugh

Of children as of procreation - the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable.


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Suzanne Gordon, Lonely in America, 1976

To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.


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Lawrence Peter Berra

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.


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Unknown

Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes

As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at peril of being judged not to have lived.


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Anatole France

It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.


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Wilfred Sheed

Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.


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Thomas a Kempis

Who has a harder fight than he who is striving to overcome himself.


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Bob Marley

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Edith Frank, Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl

I dont want to be cross, Love cannot be forced.


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H. Ross Perot

Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown.


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Alice Jones

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.



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