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Art Buchwald
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
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Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
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Donald E. Knuth
The process of preparing programs for a digital computer is especially attractive, not only because it can be economically and scientifically rewarding, but also because it can be an aesthetic experience much like composing poetry or music.
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Sara Teasdale
Can I ever know you Or you know me?
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, 02-14-03
Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.
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John Maxwell
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.
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Warren Bennis
You need people who can walk their companies into the future rather than back them into the future.
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Henry Allen
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
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Aldous Huxley
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.
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Napoleon I
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
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Anon.
Optimization hinders evolution.
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