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Humorous Random Short Quotations - 185
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building.
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Laurence J. Peter
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
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Publilius Syrus
Never promise more than you can perform.
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Leonardo DaVinci, (maybe)
Art is never finished, only abandoned.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, the preface
All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their own peril. Those who read the symbol do so at their own peril.
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Tyron Edwards
Science has sometimes been said to be opposed to faith, and inconsistent with it. But all science, in fact, rests on a basis of faith, for it assumes the permanence and uniformity of natural laws - a thing which can never be demonstrated
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Will Rodgers
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Don't join the book burners. Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed. Don't be afraid to go in your library and read every book...
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Benjamin Franklin
The doors of wisdom are never shut.
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Augustus Hare
The greatest truths are the simplest.
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Bertrand Russell
The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.
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