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Jean Anouilh
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
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Maya Angelou
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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Dr. Thomas Arnold Mindell
The more I work with the body, keeping my assumptions in a temporary state of reservation, the more I appreciate and sympathize with a given disease. The body no longer appears as a sick or irrational demon, but as a process with its own inner logic and wisdom.
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F Scott
Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair.
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G. K. Chesterton
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
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Andy Warhol
I am a deeply superficial person.
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George Washington
Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
We learn not in the school, but in life.
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Dorothy Parker
The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Aulus Gellius
Truth is the daughter of time.
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