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Bertrand Russell
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
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Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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Gore Vidal
A good deed never goes unpunished.
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Gustave Flaubert
Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.
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Sir William Osler, In H. Cushing, Life of Sir William Osler (1925)
The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
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Henry Miller
One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one.
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Charlie Chaplin, in My Autobiography (1964)
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
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Gilbert Chesterton
Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils; by making men afraid of war or alcohol, or economic law, when they should be afraid of spiritual corruption and cowardice.
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Danish proverb
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
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Elbert Hubbard
No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes.
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Immanuel Kant, The Science of Right
The universal and lasting establishment of peace constitutes not merely a part, but the whole final purpose and end of the science of right as viewed within the limits of reason.
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