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Silly Random Short Quotes - 42
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Carl Sagan
One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.
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Dan Quayle
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
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Hannah More
Genius without religion is only a lamp on the outer gate of a palace; it may serve to cast a gleam on those that are without while the inhabitant sits in darkness.
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Thomas Merton
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
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W. Somerset Maugham
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
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Abraham Lincoln
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor that grievances may not arise for the redress of which no legal provisions have been made. I mean to say no such thing. But I do mean to say that although bad laws, if they exist, should be repealed as soon as possible, still, while they continue in force, for the sake of example they should be religiously observed.
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Unknown
It is with a word as with an arrow - once let it loose and it does not return.
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e.e. cummings
(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens;only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody,not even the rain, has such small hands
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Carol Burnett
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Kurdish Proverb
Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.
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