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Amusing Random Short Quotes - 7
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Whatever may befall thee, it was preordained for thee from everlasting.
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Oscar Arias Sanchez
The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as well as ourselves.
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George Eliot
It is easy to say how we love new friends, and what we think of them, but words can never trace out all the fibers that knit us to the old.
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Hesiod
It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy.
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Eric J. Joiner, Jr.
No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest one to ride. on managing talented people
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Aristotle
For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.
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Heinrich Heine
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
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George F. Will, Newsweek, July 4, 2005
The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that it is not falsifiable: Not being susceptible to contradicting evidence, it is not a testable hypothesis. Hence it is not a scientific but a creedal tenet--a matter of faith, unsuited to a public school’s curriculum.
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Bill Watterson
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Lao Tzu
It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its head. Follow it and you will not see its back.
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Deepak Chopra
To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with your soul. To do this, you need to experience solitude, which most people are afraid of, because in the silence you hear the truth and know the solutions.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
One thing life has taught me if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else.
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