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Frederick William Robertson
The office of poetry is not to make us think accurately, but feel truly.
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Danish proverb
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
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Author Unknown
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Cicero
A life of peace, purity, and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old age.
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Emerson
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.
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Unknown
Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or pleasantly suprised.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
The test is to recognize the mistake, admit it and correct it. To have tried to do something and failed is vastly better than to have tried to do nothing and succeeded.
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A. R. Orage
The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We can never be impartial about anything until we can be impartial about our own organism.
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Plato
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
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Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
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Sir Winston Churchill
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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Ausonius
He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak.
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