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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Random Short Quotes - 59

Henry James, "The Ambassadors", Book Eighth, Chapter 2

He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped the clock it was to promote the next minute this still livelier motion.


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Carl Gustav Jung

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.


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Albert Schweitzer

Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.


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Paul Theroux

Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.


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Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

All the world wondered as they witnessed ... a people lift themselves from humiliation to the greatest pride.


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Deepak Chopra

The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is meant to heal. Love is meant to renew. Love is meant to bring us closer to God.


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Roosevelt, Eleanor

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being -- we can do it.


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Lady Bird Johnson

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.


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Beranrd Levin

Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all.


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Muhammad Ali

My toughest fight was with my first wife.


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J. C. Penny

I am grateful for all my problems. After each one was overcome, I became stronger and more able to meet those that were still to come. I grew in all my difficulties.


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Alec Waugh

A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success.



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