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Stan Aogartem
... information can be treated like any other quantity and be subjected to the manipulation of a machine.
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Anatole France
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.
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Anais Nin
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
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David Richerby
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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Joseph Conrad
The mind of man is capable of anything--because everything is in it, all the past as well as all the future.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.
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Shel Silverstein
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch, I will not hatch. For I hear all the talk of pollution and war As the people all shout and the airplane roar, So I'm staying in here where it's safe and it's warm, And I WILL NOT HATCH
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be, and he will become as he can and should be.
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Vincent McNabb
What great delight it is to see the ones we love and then to have speech with them.
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Anatole France
To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
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Earl of Chesterfield
I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united; and when one suffers, the other sympathizes.
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Mother Teresa
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
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