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Henry Drummond
Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.
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Phaedrus
The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
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Confucius
The superior man is modest in his speech, but excels in his actions.
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Author Unknown
After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
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Epistle of Paul
I have learned, in whatever state I am ,therewith to be content.
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Phillip Earl Stanhope
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
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Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Edith Wharton
Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before.
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Sarah Brady
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband how inconvenient he finds his wheelchair from time to time.
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Seneca
We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body, but as if we could not live without it.
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Albert Einstein
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
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Albert Schweitzer
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
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