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M. Scott Peck
Everything that happens in life is there to aid our spiritual growth.
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Rene Descartes
Cogito, ergo, sum. (I think therefore I am.)
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Joan Lunden
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
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Elizabeth Hardwick
The greatest gift is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles, it distracts, it excites, it gives you knowledge of the world and experience of a wide kind. It is a moral illumination.
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Sophocles
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong
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Dorothea Brande
The most enviable writers are those who, quite often unanalytically and unconsciously, have realized that there are different facets to their nature and are able to live and work with now one, now another, in the ascendant.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
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Whitney Moore Young
Support the strong, give courage to the timid, remind the indifferent, and warn the opposed.
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Publilius Syrus
Practice is the best of all instructors.
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Clare Booth Luce
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
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Socrates
My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll be happy if not, youll become a philosopher.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us.
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