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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Herbert Marshall McLuhan

Money is a poor man's credit card.


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George Bernard Shaw

Virtue is insufficient temptation.


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Henry Wallace

The century which we are entering can be and must be the century of the common man.


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Earl Wilson

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.


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Abraham J. Herschel

Life is not meaningful to us unless serving an end beyond itself, unless it is of value to someone else.


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Henry Van Dyke

Happiness is inward and not outward and so it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are.


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Jerry Stahl

SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something. Boring women get a bad rap. There's a lot to be said for boring women.


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So I Married an Axe Murderer

Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called F-You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.


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Blaise Pascal

Truth is so obscure in these times and falsehood so established that unless one loves the truth, he cannot know it.


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Chinese proverb

A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half a sentence is too much when there is no meeting of minds.


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Wally \'Famous\' Amos

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.


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Mahatma Gandhi, _Gandhi, An Autobiography_, page 446

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.



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