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Herbert Marshall McLuhan
Money is a poor man's credit card.
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George Bernard Shaw
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
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Henry Wallace
The century which we are entering can be and must be the century of the common man.
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Earl Wilson
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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Abraham J. Herschel
Life is not meaningful to us unless serving an end beyond itself, unless it is of value to someone else.
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Henry Van Dyke
Happiness is inward and not outward and so it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are.
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Jerry Stahl
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something. Boring women get a bad rap. There's a lot to be said for boring women.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called F-You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
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Blaise Pascal
Truth is so obscure in these times and falsehood so established that unless one loves the truth, he cannot know it.
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Chinese proverb
A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half a sentence is too much when there is no meeting of minds.
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Wally \'Famous\' Amos
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
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Mahatma Gandhi, _Gandhi, An Autobiography_, page 446
Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.
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