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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
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Cardinal James Gibbons
There are no office hours for leaders.
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Woody Allen, Without Feathers
Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Tom Hirshfield
If you don't ask why this often enough, somebody will ask why you
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
What a mistake to suppose that the passions are strongest in youth The passions are not stronger, but the control over them is weaker They are more easily excited, they are more violent and apparent but they have less energy, less durability, less intense and concentrated power than in the maturer life.
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Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitcyh Tartakower
The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.
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Marilyn Ferguson, The Aquarian Conspiracy, 1980
Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.
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Louis de Saint-Just
Keep cool and you command everybody.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Our repentance is not so much regret for the ill we have done as fear of the ill that may happen to us in consequence.
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Auguste Renoir
The pain passes. The beauty remains.
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Walter Anderson
Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.
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Shakespeare, Hamlet III, iv, 156-160.
O, throw away the worser part of it, And live the purer with the other half.
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