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Latin Proverb
Deliberate often--decide once.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Seneca
No one can wear a mask for very long.
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Richard Hofstadter
The delicate thing about the university is that it has a mixed character, that it is suspended between its position in the eternal world, with all its corruption and evils and cruelties, and the splendid world of our imagination.
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Joshua D. Clark
Those who stand strong will stand forever.
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Socrates
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love is the essence of God.
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Russian Proverb
Do not spit in the well - you may be thirsty by and by.
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Emile Zola
If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud.
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Robert Lynd, The Blue Lion and Other Essays
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.
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Napoleon I
Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes. And those having it in one test never know for sure if they will have it when the next test comes.
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Omar Khayym
For in and out, above, about, below, 'Tis nothing but a Magic Shadow-show, Play'd in a Box whose Candle is the Sun, Round which we Phantom Figures come and go.
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