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Francois Rabelais
Now my innocence begins to weigh me down.
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George E. Woodbury
Always begin anew with the day, just as nature does it is one of the sensible things that nature does.
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Jackson Pollock
The painting has a life of its own. I try to let it come through.
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Portuguese Proverb
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
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Fred Allen
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Benjamin Franklin
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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Joseph Wood Krutch
A book ... unlike a television program, moving picture or any other 'modern means of communication' ... can wait for years, yet be available at any moment when it happens to be needed.
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Cindy Gardner
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis How do they do that
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John Dykes
Our deeds follow us, and what we have been makes us what we are.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes
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Nigerian Proverb
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
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