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Latin Proverb
It is easier to pull down than to build up.
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Claudianus
Virtue is indeed its own reward.
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Martha Graham
Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion.
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William Shakespeare
Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.
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Sebastian Brant
The world wants to be deceived.
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Thomas Fuller
Better hazard once than always be in fear.
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Mark Twain
All say, How hard it is that we have to die--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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Carolyn Heilbrun
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
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Anne Besant
Knowledge is essential to conquest; only according to our ignorance are we helpless. Thought creates character. Character can dominate conditions. Will creates circumstances and environment.
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Richard J. Ferris
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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Harry S Truman
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
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Martin Luther King Jr., Accepting Nobel Peace Prize, Dec. 10, 1964
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
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