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Nikola Tesla, Modern Mechanics and Inventions. July, 1934
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
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George Bernard Shaw
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
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Judy Garland
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
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Leo C. Rosten
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
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Author Unknown
Create the kind of climate in your organization where personal growth is expected, recognized and rewarded.
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Sir V Pritchett
All writers-all people-have their stores of private and family legends which lie like a collection of half-forgotten, often violent toys on the floor of memory.
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Seneca
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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Unknown
A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
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Winston Churchill
Immature love says, I love you because I need you, mature love says, I need you because I love you.
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Dave Barry
And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.
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George Santayana
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things and in that sense it is more ideal and less subject to trouble than marriage is.
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Josh Billings
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.
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