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Benjamin Franklin
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.
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George Bernard Shaw
All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
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Anatole France
Never lend books - nobody ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are those which people have lent me.
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George Tooker
Painting is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many solutions as there are human beings.
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George Wallace
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining
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John Muir
Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.
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Charles Caleb Colton
He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by no means that he was not a fool.
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Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left.
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Pythagoras
Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.
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David Pratt
Jargon allows us to camouflage intellectual poverty with verbal extravagance.
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Eric Pio
A true artist doesn't change with the times. A true artist is already way ahead of the times.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Our (The Stoic) motto, as you know, is live according to nature.
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